Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool--though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything--especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
:) What's your drinking sign?
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2 comments:
I had to look at Taurus and Gemini since I am a cusp...parts of both are definitely true...too cute...heh heh heh. Thanks for the laugh today!
Loved this little alcohoroscope...in my case was quite true :)))
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