--somewhere between barlad and iasi...--
8.25.2005
8.24.2005
8.19.2005
8.18.2005
9 things to hate abt everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
awesome lyrics
Being round you is driving me crazy
Watching you run is making me lazy
You're trying to buy a place in my head
Telling me lines I've already read
Speaking my name to try to confuse me
Say it again you're starting to lose me
That's alright I'm okay
It happens every single day
It's all the same
But i'm not blind
It's all about you not me
It's all about the things
That you're expecting me to be
There's not enough time to live
And all that you're expecting me to give
It's all about you not me
It's all about you not me
You're building my prison brick by brick
Eating your words is making me sick
You get what you want
Cause nothing is sacred
You're reading my mind
And leaving me naked
You say I gotta give before i receive it
One of these days I'll believe it.
It's all about you not me
It's all about the things
That you're expecting me to be
There's not enough time to live
And all that you're expecting me to give
It's all about you not me
It's all about you not me
Watching you run is making me lazy
You're trying to buy a place in my head
Telling me lines I've already read
Speaking my name to try to confuse me
Say it again you're starting to lose me
That's alright I'm okay
It happens every single day
It's all the same
But i'm not blind
It's all about you not me
It's all about the things
That you're expecting me to be
There's not enough time to live
And all that you're expecting me to give
It's all about you not me
It's all about you not me
You're building my prison brick by brick
Eating your words is making me sick
You get what you want
Cause nothing is sacred
You're reading my mind
And leaving me naked
You say I gotta give before i receive it
One of these days I'll believe it.
It's all about you not me
It's all about the things
That you're expecting me to be
There's not enough time to live
And all that you're expecting me to give
It's all about you not me
It's all about you not me
8.12.2005
For a change
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
- Gary Shandling
I tried phone sex once. I got an ear infection.
- Richard Lewis
Masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed.
- George Carlin
I said to my husband, "Why don't you call out my name when we are making love?" He said, "I don't want to wake you up."
- Joan Rivers
I once made love for an hour and five minutes. It was on the day you push the clocks ahead.
- Garry Shandling
I know nothing about sex because I was always married. -
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’ve tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.-
Talullah Bankhead
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
- Andy Warhol
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.
- Elsa Lanchester
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns
I was on stage last night talking. I said, "You know the diaphragm is a pain in the ass." Someone yelled out, "You are putting it in the wrong place."
- Carole Montgomery
It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.-
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax...you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients," but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"
- Dick Wilson
Ducking for apples; change one letter and it's the story of my life.
- Dorothy Parker
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Jackie Mason
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
- Robert Byrne
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- Jay LenoGirls are like pianos.
When they're not upright, they're grand.
- Benny Hill
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.
- Beatrix Lehmann, commenting on a Hollywood wedding
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
- Robertson Davies
There goes the famous good time that was had by all.
- Bette Davis
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong.
- Mae West
If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.
- Dorothy Parker
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
- Walter Winchell
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.
- Frederic Raphael
She wore too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
- Oscar Wilde
She should get a divorce and settle down.
- Jack Parr
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
- Dorothy Parker
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
- Dorothy Parker
Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
- Dorothy Parker
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
- Mae West
I'd rather she'd used me for sex. Using me for my mind really bothered me.-
Carl Jacobs
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
- Dudley Moore
- Gary Shandling
I tried phone sex once. I got an ear infection.
- Richard Lewis
Masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed.
- George Carlin
I said to my husband, "Why don't you call out my name when we are making love?" He said, "I don't want to wake you up."
- Joan Rivers
I once made love for an hour and five minutes. It was on the day you push the clocks ahead.
- Garry Shandling
I know nothing about sex because I was always married. -
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’ve tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.-
Talullah Bankhead
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
- Andy Warhol
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.
- Elsa Lanchester
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns
I was on stage last night talking. I said, "You know the diaphragm is a pain in the ass." Someone yelled out, "You are putting it in the wrong place."
- Carole Montgomery
It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.-
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax...you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients," but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"
- Dick Wilson
Ducking for apples; change one letter and it's the story of my life.
- Dorothy Parker
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Jackie Mason
Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him.
- Robert Byrne
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- Jay LenoGirls are like pianos.
When they're not upright, they're grand.
- Benny Hill
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.
- Beatrix Lehmann, commenting on a Hollywood wedding
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
- Robertson Davies
There goes the famous good time that was had by all.
- Bette Davis
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong.
- Mae West
If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.
- Dorothy Parker
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
- Walter Winchell
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.
- Frederic Raphael
She wore too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
- Oscar Wilde
She should get a divorce and settle down.
- Jack Parr
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
- Dorothy Parker
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
- Dorothy Parker
Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
- Dorothy Parker
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
- Mae West
I'd rather she'd used me for sex. Using me for my mind really bothered me.-
Carl Jacobs
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
- Dudley Moore
3.25.2005
Believe this!
Not to be read by true believers or kids:D
If you believe in star sign and astrological predictions, then you should also know these things to ...enlighten you:
(This is a very old one, but still it's fun)
Libra - You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are sluts. All Libra's have one form of veneral disease.
Virgo - You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during intercorse. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Cancer - You are sympathetic and and understanding to other's people problems, which makes you a nosey prick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a turd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Gemini - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for hitting on their sibilings.
Taurus - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but an ass hole.
Aries - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful on advice. You do nothing but to piss off everyone you come in contact with. Basically, you are a prick.
Pisces - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and you smell funny.
Aquarius - You have an inventive mind and tend to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. You enjoy getting screwed by large inanimate objects.
Capricorn - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Scorpio - The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Saggitarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Saggitarius' are drunks. You are indeed a wothless piece of crap.
If you believe in star sign and astrological predictions, then you should also know these things to ...enlighten you:
(This is a very old one, but still it's fun)
Libra - You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are sluts. All Libra's have one form of veneral disease.
Virgo - You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during intercorse. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Cancer - You are sympathetic and and understanding to other's people problems, which makes you a nosey prick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a turd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Gemini - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for hitting on their sibilings.
Taurus - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but an ass hole.
Aries - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful on advice. You do nothing but to piss off everyone you come in contact with. Basically, you are a prick.
Pisces - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and you smell funny.
Aquarius - You have an inventive mind and tend to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. You enjoy getting screwed by large inanimate objects.
Capricorn - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Scorpio - The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Saggitarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Saggitarius' are drunks. You are indeed a wothless piece of crap.
3.21.2005
End of the world
If you are wondering how this world is going to end, don't! Here is the answer!!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
3.06.2005
What flavour am I?
 Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. What Flavour Are You? |
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
